Friday, April 04, 2003
WINDCHILL FACTOR IN THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION BELT: Temperature high of 100° M1A1 Tank interior temperature realfeel 110° Chance of chemical/biological attack low due to Northwestly winds pushing possible agents away from bulk of coalition troops. No need to dress for chem/bio attack, but bring along change of clothes just in case. Traffic heavy but moving. Thank you Fox News for today's Middle Eastern weather report, brought to you by Euphrates Life Insurance: "Get a piece of Iraq!"