TEN THINGS:

-I am the youngest of five, so I was spoiled rotten. -Contrary to poular belief, I am not a Mama's boy. -Lawn Mower is not a Jewish word. -Neither is Belt Sander. -Vacuum definitely is. -I think live near a methadone clinic -I've never actually been inside. -Tattoos and body art do not automatically bestow coolness upon a person. -Oh wait, yes they do. -I have no plans to get any tattoos or body art. -Dogs are definitely smarter than cats.