Thursday, November 20, 2003

SECRET BACHELOR SCRIPT REVEALED:
BACHELOR: I can see myself spending my life with any one of these women, I just don't know what to do. BACHELORETTE 1:I am so completely in love with X, I know, deep in my heart, that we are meant to be together. ... BACHELORETTE n: X is the perfect man for me, I am so totally in love with him at this point, I just want to be with him all the time.
Repeat until commercial break, then sotto voce: "Next on the bachelor..."

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